From the Brain of Shane

by Shane Goodman

first published in 2000

The following are instructions on how a snowboarder can consecrate a snowball...

“Oh lovely snowball, packed with care,
smack a head that’s unaware!

“Then with freezing ice to spare,
melt and soak through underwear!

“Fly straight and true, hit hard and square
This, oh snowball, is my prayer.”